Hi, my name is Knox.. I enjoy long walks through dark alleys, looking at roadkill and my idea of a great date is a hot chick in boy shorts and a bra feeding me Mcdonald's, only referring to me as "master"......
Its a good thing I'm married cause I'd never get laid with personal ad like that! I think I'm one of the few Local ATLiens who was actually born in this great state and didn't Migrate here not knowing how to drive! I like kick ass rock music, looking at hot chicks, F/X T.V. shows and comedy movies that everyone else hates because they are "Stupid". I have the best job in the world because I get to sleep all day and listen to the best music in the Capital of the South all night.
last night I had the most evil dream of my life...
Friday 10-10-2008 4:46pm ET
I was this dude..
try not to notice the moose knuckle
I got the shaft...
Wednesday 10-08-2008 10:48am ET
Ok so, you may not realize this but I'm pretty damn smart... I was like evil genius level before i discovered beer..(stay away from it kids, a your brain is better than beer)...life lesson over, back to the story... The TV show "Who Wants to be A Millionaire" was in town holding auditions.... So my wife made me go because everytime I see that show I get like every question right.. no joke I'm really pretty smart...Well you go to the audition and take two tests.. I know that i got at least an 85% on one test and a 90% on the other...(they don't tell you the scores but I went back and checked my answers online later.. YES I memorized the test.. I told you I'm smart)..Well my scores weren't good enough to make the show... This being said.. watch this douche who actually made the show..not really sure when he made it but COME ON!
Believe or not.. this is not far from an average day at my job... Meet Chris, you know him from afternoons and especially the Friday Work Release Program...Chris is also my boss...yes... my boss is dressed up like Winnie the Pooh....
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