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09-05-08

FALL KICK-OFF:
Giant Brian and Shaffee are back from vacation on Monday with all new editions of The Giant Show and its "spin-offs"....The Giant After Show and Shaffee TV!  We thought we'd get the fall kicked-off this weekend in style with a photo gallery of....well....simply put... hot cheerleaders!  VIEW the gallery!  And don't forget...if you're a hot Georgia fan and want to win $1,000.00 make sure to check out our contest information below!



BE ON THE GIANT SHOW:


BE OUR NEXT VAGIANT:
The Giant Show is looking for Atlanta's Hottest Georgia Fan!  Are you a hot chick who loves them Dawgs?  Or maybe you have a hot wife or girlfriend who sports that red and black just as much as you do!  If so...The Giant Show wants to hear from you!  The winner will get $1,000.00 and of course have the honor of being called a VaGiant!  Interested?  Send us an email at giantshow@project961.com




SEE 3 DOORS DOWN WITH SHOWTIME:
3 Doors Down along with Hinder and Finger Eleven will be performing live at Lakewood on September 26!  What's that?  You don't have tickets?  What if we told you that we could take care of that for you if you went on a date to the show with our stuttering comic friend- Showtime!?  Yeah...you're probably going to need to be a babe.....Danny The Gay Hooker you can try if you want...but we can't promise you it will be a concert you'll want to look back upon fondly.  Interested?  Hit us up at giantshow@project961.com


FACE-OFF WITH SLO-MO:
No... you don't get to physically fight him!  But we are giving you the opportunity to steal the title of "Master of Music" away from him!  Think you can name a lot of songs?  Think you can name a lot of songs from different genres-  Modern Rock, Classic Rock, 80's, Pop, Oldies, Country, R&B?  If so...you may be a worthy contestant for The Giant Show's new game show- "Master of Music".  Wanna play?  giantshow@project961.com is where you can potentially get signed up!  Check out the 8-28 & 8-29 Giant Aftershows to hear Slo-Mo take on Brian and Shaffee in the game.



BEST OF FOR FRIDAY 9/5:
LISTEN to Brian and Shaffee's interview with John Smoltz about the condition of his arm, his future plans, and more!
LISTEN to Banana and Shotgun interview BillieJo Doll who believes they are real.  She sympathizes with Shotgun's substance abuse problems and his son's penis-exposed suicide.
LISTEN to the guys' interview with Cheech about reuniting with Chong and their upcoming tour.
LISTEN to Showtime sing "Born to Be Wild".
LISTEN to Slo-Mo break in the "best of" week to give a "Birthday Salute" to Rose McGowan.



BEST OF FOR THURSDAY 9/4:
LISTEN to an "Interview From Hell" that we like to call "Confusion" where the guys talk with Jack Young about the death of Bernie Mac....and for some reason they think he knows a lot about AIDS.
LISTEN to Slo-Mo's interview with rapper Method Man.  Meth thinks Slomes is trippin' and needs to throw away that ghetto slang dictionary from '93.
LISTEN to ODM call his mom and tell her that he might have made love with a donkey during a trip to Venezuela.  
LISTEN to Showtime sing "Baby Got Back" during his Summer Concert Series.
LISTEN to Slo-Mo's all new (this is not best of) Birthday Salute to Beyonce.



BEST OF FOR WEDNESDAY 9/3:
LISTEN to Brian tell his mom that he made out with her good friend at a Christmas party.
LISTEN to Slo-Mo slip in and give a "Birthday Salute" to singer/guitarist for The Toadies.  (uhh...this actually isn't "Best of")
LISTEN to "Issues with Shaffee" where he interviews a bishop about gay marriage.
LISTEN to Brian and Shaffee's interview with Brooke Taylor of Bunny Ranch fame about being a whore.
LISTEN to Showtime sing the Aretha Franklin classic "R-E-S-P-E-C-T".



BEST OF FOR TUESDAY 9/2:
LISTEN to our interview with Clayton County Police Chief Jeffrey Turner on the Big Foot incident and firing Matthew Whitton (the officer behind the whole scam).
LISTEN to Banana Brian and Shotgun Shaffee interview Life Coach Bonnie Bruderer.  30 Magical Years!
LISTEN to Showtime sing the "Ghostbusters" theme as a part of The Showtime Summer Concert Series!
and finally....LISTEN to Slo-Mo break in and do an all new Birthday Salute for K-Ci of K-Ci and JoJo fame.



PHOTOSHOOT OF OOOLYMPIC WINNER DREWE:
VIEW the pics of our latest VaGiant Drewe from her recent photoshoot.  You heard her "O", now see her skin!



COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE....
and The Giant Show did it up big to celebrate!
LISTEN to our interview with Derrick from Dawgcast.com, a website featuring pre/post-game shows for UGA games.
LISTEN to our interview with Sonny Seiler, owner of the Uga dogs.
LISTEN to "Smash Talk" where callers call in and attack each other and talk smash about each other's team.
LISTEN to "Head to Head" where Showtime, Brian's Mom, and Danny The Gay Hooker make football predictions.



ADDITIONAL PODCASTS:
LISTEN to "No Translation"- the game show written, produced by, and starring ODM!
LISTEN to "The Birthday Salute".  Today Brian steals it from Slo-Mo, Slo-Mo gets mad and interrupts Brian and then Slo-Mo is interrupted by ODM.
LISTEN to the last week of The Showtime Summer Concert Series.  Showtime wraps it up with Men without Hats- "The Safety Dance"




COLLEGE FOOTBALL FAN- STEVE KOREIVO:
Steve Koreivo has seen all 119 bowl subdivision college football teams play.  LISTEN to him chat with Brian and Shaffee about his journey spanning over 4 decades and his plans for this upcoming college football season.  READ the New York Times article about him and visit his WEBSITE!



WHEN THEO CALLS:
Shaffee interviews Elizabeth Bloch from gossipreport.com on the benefits of gossip.  However, for better or worse, their interview is interrupted by Theo from "White & Black" fame, who of course turns the topic at hand into something racial.  LISTEN to Shaffee, Elizabeth Bloch, and Theo!



MORE PODCASTS:
LISTEN to a Thursday edition of "The You Stink! Awards"
LISTEN to The Giant Show's "First Hearing" of the NEW AC/DC song- "Rock N Roll Train" including Brian, Shaffee, and callers' thoughts on it.
LISTEN to a discussion of the latest happenings at The Democratic Muslim Conv.....uhh...we mean Democratic National Convention.
LISTEN to The Giant Show's Liars Club where callers pretend to be superheroes to get tickets to DragonCon this weekend.



ODM NAKED INTERVIEW:
ODM interviews a porn star naked (ODM was naked not the porn star...unfortunately) over the weekend.  LISTEN to the discussion of his latest venture from this morning's show and check out the video below!

UPDATE: Brian and Shaffee wanted to talk to ODM today about some comments on the video, but he decided not to show up today after spending too much time with Showtime.  LISTEN to the guys talk about ODM being a diva and his and Showtime's possible drug usage.



SLO-MO'S FOR THE LADIES- HAIRSTYLES....DOWN THERE:
LISTEN to Slo-Mo tell ladies different styles they can shave into their bush.  What's needed- some hair gel and a butcher's knife!  Plus he lets the ladies in on what's going to be the hottest style come 09---some groundbreaking information that not even Bert has yet....only Slo-Mo and his "Ladies First Research Team"!



MORE PODCASTS:
LISTEN to why Shaffee feels the need to "get it started" today instead of Brian.  What song does he pick and why?  Well were not going to tell you here....check out the damn podcast!  It's "Let's Get it Started with Shaffee!"
LISTEN to Brian, Shaffee and callers' take on instant replay in baseball.
LISTEN to today's edition of "The Guarantees."  What did Brian, Shaffee, Slo-Mo and Giant Show callers want to "take to the bank"?



UNDENIABLE BABES- ADRIANA LIMA & DOUTZEN KROES
Uhh...the second name sounds exotic....so this has gotta be some hot stuff!  VIEW the gallery and decide for yourself!



KEVIN PAPPAS:
LISTEN to Part 1 of Brian and Shaffee talking with the former drug smuggler who spent 14 years in prison.  He was a part of the largest drug seizure in South Florida.  He talks today about his family and Greek upbringing and the upcoming movie on his life.

LISTEN to Part 2 where Kevin Pappas talks about a gunfight he had in Buckhead, the upcoming book based on his life (to be called "Running with The Devil" or "Godfather of Night") which is out on Father's Day, and his life today as a family man.



MORE PODCASTS:
LISTEN to Showtime's weather report on the tornado warnings.
LISTEN to the game show- "Showtime's $25 Pyramid"....hosted by Showtime.
LISTEN to Earwitness News on the Democratic National Convention and a call from Susan from New Jersey on Armageddon in 2012.
LISTEN to hear what song Brian gets the show started with.  Hint: Kid Rock recently sampled this song.





ADDITIONAL PODCASTS:
LISTEN to The You Stink! Awards- 6AM Hour Edition
LISTEN to The You Stink! Awards- 8AM Hour  Edition (Shirley Phelps Roper, Obama, etc....)
LISTEN to The Falcons' Mike Schneck (a.k.a. The Snap Monkey)
LISTEN to the latest call from Brians Unborn Baby (B.U.B.) & Slo-Mo's Birthday Salute (interrupted by ODM)



UNDENIABLE BABE- KELLY BROOK:
VIEW the Undeniableness!



BRIAN'S MOM AND STP TICKETS:
LISTEN to Brian's Mom call in to complain about the picture and poll that we put up earlier this week.  Then, we leave it up to "Mrs. Giant" on who is more deserving out of 2 people with sob stories for STP tickets.  A lesbian who smashed up her lover's car or a guy who is a part of The Big Brother Program, whose little brother had a mother who died from a heroin overdose when he was 9-year-old.  LISTEN to see who she picks for the concert tickets!



SHOWTIME'S ANNIVERSARY OF...
Being sober for 16 months.  He brought in his sponsor today, who is also the director of Harmony Homes.  The happy moment all goes to hell for Showtime when "Danny The Gay, Truckdriver Hooker" calls in.  LISTEN to a proud moment for Showtime go all the way to hell!!!  



BRIAN AND SHAFFEE ON THE NEW METALLICA SONG:
LISTEN to what Brian, Shaffee, and Giant Show callers think about Metallica's new 8-minute song- "The Day That Never Comes".



MYSPACE- A PLACE WITHOUT SHAFFEE:
LISTEN to Shaffee explain why he recently decided to delete his MySpace account. 



JOHN SMOLTZ:
The Braves pitcher calls in to talk about the status of his arm, his plans for next year and beyond, and his feelings on retirement.  LISTEN to John Smoltz on The Giant Show! 



BRIAN'S UNBORN BABY:
Here are a few pics that "B" made of Brian's Unborn Baby (B.U.B.) calling the show.  Also check out the podcasts of the calls!


LISTEN to B.U.B.'s first call into The Giant Show.
LISTEN to B.U.B. on his mom's knockers.
LISTEN to B.U.B. call his father (Giant Brian) a human jukebox.

Here is a pictorial video of the first conversation between Brian and B.U.B. on the radio!


LET'S GET IT STARTED WITH BRIAN- BLIND MELON EDITION:
LISTEN to why Brian thinks Blind Melon's "No Rain" is the appropriate song to kick off today's show.  Our friendly neighborhood graphic designer "B" sent over this image of Giant Brian as "The Bee Girl".   Right next to that, check out what real-life "Bee Girl" Heather DeLoach looks like today.



GIANT SHOW RINGTONES: 
Giant Show Ringtones are now availalbe for your downloading pleasure! 
You can take ODM, Showtime, and even Prophet Love with you everywhere your phone goes!  Plus- Shaffee's "Let's Go Get 'Em Braves", Slo-Mo and The Retard Alert, the "This is Giant Show Country" song and the "Suicidal Mexican" song!  Oh yeah...and they're FREE!  DOWNLOAD THEM!